17 Bananas



Bananas

A Lady was travelling on a bus during the times when they had conductors who issued tickets. This lady had told the conductor where she was going and he had printed her ticket from his machine, she was searching for the money to pay her fare.  It was taking her ages and the conductor was getting angrier and angrier. He got so angry he hit the lady with his ticket machine. She died instantly. The conductor was arrested and duly sentenced to death by electrocution. 

Prior to his electrocution, he asked for twelve pounds of bananas which he duly ate. Once he has finished, they strapped him into the chair and pulled the switch. He just sits there and grins. Now because he has not died the state has to let him go free.

He gets a job as a conductor with a bus company that does not know him. Not long after getting his job he again loses his temper and a poor young lad who he had caught sticking chewing gum under the seat was hit and died. Again, he is arrested and sentenced to death. The same thing happens as before. Again, believe it or not, he is released again. 

Soon he gets a job as a conductor on a train and again there is an incident and he finds himself back on death row. Again, he orders the bananas and the same thing happens yet again even though they have checked all the electrode and put his feet in a bucket of water. 

Again, it does not kill him. They are going to be forced to release him yet again. The executioner perplexed asks him what it is with the bananas. "Oh, it is nothing to do with bananas, I just love to eat bananas, " he says,” the problem really is simple. I am a really bad conductor."

Smile. 

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