21 Your Honour


Your Honour

While clearing my study I found some notebooks from the days I sat on the bench in court. They were clear and accurate notes, good in helping to determine the sentence I would pronounce at the end of proceedings, but more important would be there if the judgement went to appeal. 

Some of them brought a smile to my face then and did so again. here are one or two to bring a smile.

Q: What is your date of birth? 
A: July fifteenth. 
Q: What year? 
A: Every year.


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? 
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
Q: How long has he lived with you? 
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? 
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" 
Q: And why did that upset you? 
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your solicitor?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
They are straight from the notebooks and accurate.

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